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Oprah Winfrey is dead. Long live Angelina Jolie. Forbes has released its annual Celebrity 100 list, which uses annual earnings and media exposure to rank the rich, famous and fabulous, and this year, Jolie deposed perennial list-topper Winfrey.

With an annual income of $275 million, Winfrey still makes ten times more than Jolie, but the actress gets more publicity, thanks to her relationship with Brad Pitt, her ever-expanding brood, and her charity work. And, oh, yeah, her movies.

Madonna, Beyonce, Tiger Woods, Bruce Springsteen, Steven Spielberg, Jennifer Aniston, Pitt himself, and Kobe Bryant round out the top 10. President Barack Obama became the first sitting head of state to appears on the list, at No. 49. (His relatively low pay, an estimated $2 million, kept him from a higher spot on the list.) Stars who dropped off the list are Justin Timberlake, Jennifer Lopez, Johnny Depp and Tyra Banks.

So last night was the highly-anticipated showdown between Kim Yu-Na of South Korea & Mao Asada of Japan. After the short program scores, Kim was in the lead, & thanks to a flawless free skate in which he set a world record under the ISU judging technique he won the gold medal.

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Immediately after finishing her free skate program she burst into tears of relief. Probably because she won’t have to deal with enraged “fans” that had previously sent her angry hate-mail for earning less than the gold medal in other competitions. Given the recent spate of high-profile figures in Korea committing suicide due to public backlash, here’s hoping Kim can take a breather and enjoy the moment. (This should also keep any angry Korean fans from threatening to blow up another embassy.) Kim’s main rival was the Japanese champion Mao Asada. Mao ended up in second place due to a couple of slip-ups on the ice. However, she became the first female skater to successfully perform two triple-axel jumps in the same ISU program. Which is impressive in its own right. I mean, could you do anything that cool that at 19 years old? Yeah, me neither.

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Mao still packed a sad at the medal ceremony and later told reporters that she regretted her mistakes during her free skate program. Hey, cheer up, Mao. At least you have your very own hina doll. Maybe Mao can commiserate with Evgeni Plushenko, then secretly have both their medals dipped in platinum. So on the medal podium, there was Kim crying from relief, Mao looking like she was ready to cry then cut a bitch, and poor Joannie Rochette crying because now she can finally mourn her mother. God, what an emotional event.

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