
Try waterfront. Also known as Victoria Wharf mall.

It's like KLCC to them.
2. Eat!

Really, try anything but Indian food.

No matter how good it looks.

Or how good it taste.

You're in South Africa for god's sake.

lobster.. ermm...
3. Drink!

Ever heard of South African wines?
Welcome to a country that produces its own alcohol.
Two words:
Cheap
and Plentiful.
4. Take photo with a white South African!

just for shits.
or to prove to your friends that South Africans are not (all) black? LOL.
5. Buy Some Useless Things

Preferably something local. (You know, to show that you've been to South Africa)
Like a hand crafted embroidery ostrich egg.
Nothing can be more "South African" than that!
Or you can buy an ostrich lamp with shapes of natives dancers crafted on it.

This particular one looks like he's stroking his....

6. Listen to African Songs

They're actually pretty cool when you're feeling funky.
It's like songs for the funky moods.
7. Buy Some Expensive Useless Things

Decorate your house with it to show that you're sophisticated.
Think a piece of zebra skin on your floor in your wooden looking living room.
8. Go Shark Cage Diving

And get a piece of cheap ink printed cert to prove that you've been brave.

9. Take Silly Photos

We all have to do it at some point.
10. Visit Malay Quarter

Cause it's colorful there.
11. Go Up Table Mountain

Where else you find a flat-top mountain for you to cam-whore.
12. Go On A Road Trip

To anywhere.
Preferably along a coast.
Why not?
Cape Town has really nice mountain view and sea view.

And really narrow cliff roads to add the tinge of excitement.

Try Chapman's Peak. It's said to have killed many (reckless?) drivers.
13. See a Seal

A whole colony of them.
14. See a Penguin

Or two.

Or three.

15. Bring One Home

Kee......yyyuuuuuuuttttttt!!!!!
16. Visit Cape of Good Hope

Because it's iconic.
Just because.

Lastly, and most importantly.
17. Visit Lighthouse near Cape of Good Hope

Several reasons:
The view up there is amazing.
It overlooks Cape of Good Hope.
It's historical as well as iconic.
Last but not least,
you have noooooooooo idea how great it would do to your hair.

Good hair day if you ask me.