Another week of classy searchers leave their mark on my blog! So what were the search terms this week?
1) Tranny Blogspot
2) Tranny Blogger
3) Hernia Test
4) Tranny Blog
5) Garoto de Programa
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My intention was to write a fun and entertaining blog, but it looks like I am now dabbling in the sex industry. Oh well..
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Showing posts with label Rant. Show all posts
Tips for getting lots of hits on your blog.
I admit it. I'm a greedy person.
That's only because I need $95,000 USD to get my investment visa. That's right, I'm not depending on any Brasileira for my permanencia. Although I'm by no means counting it out.
So, because of my trusty Google Adsense paying me a grand total of .15 cents over the past month, I've decided to recruit more readers to my blog so I get mo' money.
Pay no attention to the following words, just copy and paste them into your blog randomly because it attracts are very large group of people on the internet looking for things that probably are not on your blog (or let's hope so...)Please don't be offended!
Tranny Blogspot
Tranny Blogger
Tranny Brazil
Brasileiro Tranny
Garota de Programa Rio de Janeiro
Garoto de Programa Rio de Janeiro (!!!!) <---That was one of my top hits last week! YESSSSS!
Whore Garota
And that's it for now. Sorry to whore out my blog for a while. I will do ANYTHING for MONEY. Call me and we can arrange a meeting. 1-800-BEIJOS
That's only because I need $95,000 USD to get my investment visa. That's right, I'm not depending on any Brasileira for my permanencia. Although I'm by no means counting it out.
So, because of my trusty Google Adsense paying me a grand total of .15 cents over the past month, I've decided to recruit more readers to my blog so I get mo' money.
Pay no attention to the following words, just copy and paste them into your blog randomly because it attracts are very large group of people on the internet looking for things that probably are not on your blog (or let's hope so...)Please don't be offended!
Tranny Blogspot
Tranny Blogger
Tranny Brazil
Brasileiro Tranny
Garota de Programa Rio de Janeiro
Garoto de Programa Rio de Janeiro (!!!!) <---That was one of my top hits last week! YESSSSS!
Whore Garota
And that's it for now. Sorry to whore out my blog for a while. I will do ANYTHING for MONEY. Call me and we can arrange a meeting. 1-800-BEIJOS
Brazilians taking over New York City.
I was in New York yesterday, and it was a bea chi ful day to gat up and take the 45 minute drive north. (soooo farrrr)
Everywhere I went I heard Portuguese, of course Brazilian. I remember that I read recently that Brasileiros spend more than any other foreign visitor in New York while there. Pretty representative of what I saw I'd say...the new way to spot a Brazuca family is look what kind of shopping bags they are carrying. The obligatory shopping bag is Louis Vuitton. Most likely they will hold that in the same hand as their Tiffany, Cartier and Mikkimoto bags. On the other arm is their 2 year old stereotypically un-Brazilian looking child being a little whiny, but nothing revolutionary.
I bet most Americans confuse them to be Italian.
Too bad I didn't strike up conversation with any of them. I have this weird thing where I get nervous around random Brasileiros because I'm afraid I'll forget a word or something in Portuguese. I guess its time for me to grow some balls.
Everywhere I went I heard Portuguese, of course Brazilian. I remember that I read recently that Brasileiros spend more than any other foreign visitor in New York while there. Pretty representative of what I saw I'd say...the new way to spot a Brazuca family is look what kind of shopping bags they are carrying. The obligatory shopping bag is Louis Vuitton. Most likely they will hold that in the same hand as their Tiffany, Cartier and Mikkimoto bags. On the other arm is their 2 year old stereotypically un-Brazilian looking child being a little whiny, but nothing revolutionary.
I bet most Americans confuse them to be Italian.
Too bad I didn't strike up conversation with any of them. I have this weird thing where I get nervous around random Brasileiros because I'm afraid I'll forget a word or something in Portuguese. I guess its time for me to grow some balls.
1,000 Views!
Thank you guys for reading my blog! I have over 1,000 hits in a little more than a month! I'm considering it a success as of now! Hopefully I can keep this up....
Anyway, I LOVE MY READERS, AND THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ MY CRAZY ANTICS!
Anyway, I LOVE MY READERS, AND THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ MY CRAZY ANTICS!
Hello, I work @ the Prostitution Palace! =)
As most of you know, prostitution is illegal in the United States. That doesn't stop anyone though inlcuding yours truly (just kidding....well...only when I want money for my Brasil fund....)!
Deborah Secco as Bruna Surfistinha! Quer um cigarro?
But as a part of my internship that has been ravaging my life for the past three weeks, I get to work at the front desk of a well known hotel in the area. It's amazing how blatant they are.
Garota de Programa 1 - around 20 years old, brunette, mildly good looking. What a shame, becuase she came back down those elevators in 30 minutes tops. That seemed a little fast.
Garota de Programa 2- around 65 years old (I'm not kidding!) and wrinkly as any weather worn BocaBabe you've ever seen. This was disturbing, because she was up there for a while longer, possibly an hour and a half.
The dead giveaway to the whole scheme was when two sweaty, overweight, middle aged men came walking down to the front desk and told us they would like to check out. One of them was in the suite that costs $499 per night on the weekdays.
Ewwwwwww.
So, this is the perfect time to give you my offer: My rate is $25 an hour, and you don't pay if you don't like it. Oh yeah, and I'm a virgin too. Tack on another $25 on the grand total for that. Call me @ 1-800 LOVE ME LONG TIME or email me at bossabreezesinyourcrotch@programa.com. Thanks!
But as a part of my internship that has been ravaging my life for the past three weeks, I get to work at the front desk of a well known hotel in the area. It's amazing how blatant they are.
Garota de Programa 1 - around 20 years old, brunette, mildly good looking. What a shame, becuase she came back down those elevators in 30 minutes tops. That seemed a little fast.
Garota de Programa 2- around 65 years old (I'm not kidding!) and wrinkly as any weather worn BocaBabe you've ever seen. This was disturbing, because she was up there for a while longer, possibly an hour and a half.
The dead giveaway to the whole scheme was when two sweaty, overweight, middle aged men came walking down to the front desk and told us they would like to check out. One of them was in the suite that costs $499 per night on the weekdays.
Ewwwwwww.
So, this is the perfect time to give you my offer: My rate is $25 an hour, and you don't pay if you don't like it. Oh yeah, and I'm a virgin too. Tack on another $25 on the grand total for that. Call me @ 1-800 LOVE ME LONG TIME or email me at bossabreezesinyourcrotch@programa.com. Thanks!
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